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Why
Published on Saturday, November 21, 2009 by Essays Many articles supply answers, but here I do not. Here, I ask the questions. If you want to rack your brains for finding the answers to these life conundrums. But, I warn you. Beware. These are not easy, and though somewhat hilarious and funny, they are real and true to life. Should I begin? Ok, here I go: 1) How come Tarzan has no bears even though he grows up with ... Read More »
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Laughing at the Indian Cricket Team
Published on Thursday, November 12, 2009 by Essays Indian cricket is headed for a disastrous World Cup and only those who wish to bury their head in the sand can think that they will do well there. The pitches in West Indies are fast and the players (who anyway have a tough time on such pitches) will succumb easily. They will advance (I truly hope so) to the next round by beating the weak teams but they will lose once... Read More »
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Laughter: Use It to Pick Up Women
Published on Tuesday, September 1, 2009 by Essays Humour, some say, is the fruit of life, and this is especially true when it comes to picking up on a girl no matter where the location. Make them laugh, and I guarantee, that you are very close to getting their phone number and even to getting them to go out with you. But, as we all know, making them laugh, is easier said than done. Precisely for those who find it di... Read More »
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A Moving Experience
Published on Friday, July 24, 2009 by Essays I’ve found a cool apartment! Okay, okay...so it’s not perfect. Just a few bugs. I mean literally! First expense? An exterminator! Is it worth the cash? Well, I can’t afford a more expensive place, so a one-time (please!) cash outlay should be okay. Maybe just a can of “Raid?” I need a way to move my stuff. Daddy, can I borrow your truck... Read More »
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Party Jokes: Startling But Unnecessary
Published on Saturday, June 27, 2009 by Essays Here, I focus on a range of items and features that we use in life without giving them a second thought such as Coca Cola, body muscles and holding ones own breath. Though, most of these notes are not fundamentally necessary, they are such that you can use them for a good laugh, at a drinks party or for picking up women or men. 1) Coca-Cola: Did you know that its ori... Read More »
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The Svelte Thai Women And The “Won Sigh...
Published on Sunday, June 14, 2009 by Essays I came to realize early on in my stay in this beautiful country of Thailand, that Thai women were not only perfectly groomed and gracious, but they were absolutely "svelte." I mean, how many more attributes do they get? I felt like Gulliver in the land of the Lilliputians. As a newly-arrived expat in Thailand, I looked forward to seeing everything; from the Reclining... Read More »
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Passover: Laugh While Cleaning
Published on Tuesday, April 28, 2009 by Essays Passover, or Pesach as it is called in Hebrew, is the 8 day festival where the Jews celebrate their liberation from Egypt more than a thousand years ago. One of the most important features of this freedom festival is that the Jews cannot eat anything that is leavened. They eat unleavened bread. They must also make sure that no bread crumbs exist in or around the hous... Read More »
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Save The Planet, Hug A Clam
Published on Saturday, March 28, 2009 by Essays It has become obvious to all but the most unrelentingly stubborn apologists for the oil industry that we now stand at a pivotal moment in the history of our planet. As much fun as it would be to make fun of Al Gore's pretentious drawl and expanding bald spot, none of us can afford to ignore his clarion call for global change. With humankind's carbon footprint leaving ... Read More »
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Small Wonders: The Power Of Independent Publi...
Published on Wednesday, September 10, 2008 by Essays Over the course of the past decade, authors and readers alike have been heard to utter a collective groan of dismay as the once elite publishing industry continues to resemble the multiplex tripe factory of Hollywood, churning out one cookie cutter product after another. This situation would be funny (considering the supreme cultural snobbery most New York-based edit... Read More »
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Book Review Of Landmark Status By Alan Rolnic...
Published on Tuesday, August 26, 2008 by Essays A novel based around real estate in Miami, I was not convinced that I would enjoy it. I had thoughts of tawdry love affairs among realtor’s, and board room struggles between power brokers. But, instead I found a hugely entertaining, and side splittingly funny novel that makes me chuckle every time I see the cover. This is humor at its very apex. Humor is a hard ... Read More »

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